MELISSA MILLIONAIRE is even skinnier now, wat u think?
The latest update in our ongoing coverage of MELISSA MILLIONAIRE’s weight comes via her mildly lulzy (but mostly boring and slightly annoying) Instagram. On the positive side, my boner is excited...
View ArticleMetalfags will find a way to ruin anything– even leggings :(
I’ve grown accustomed to the fact that if you try to do something cool or fun on the internet, metalfags will show up and ruin it for everyone. But I never thought it would go THIS far, that their...
View ArticleSCENE vs HIPSTER: parallel paths of evolution
Via Fuck Yeah Urban Tribes we have another take on the evolution of scene, this time examining its complicated relationship with the evolution of hipsters. You could maybe quibble with a couple of...
View ArticleWow LIL DEBBIE is looking haggard these days
BEFORE: Kyut hipster slut/10 AFTER: Grose old lady who is always smoking out in the parking lot of the Taco Bell on Broadway LIL DEBBIE Y U DO THIS TO URSELF :( (POSSIBLY) RELATED POSTS:? This is a...
View ArticleTAYLOR SWIFT releases anthem for being an annoying 22 year-old :(
Remember when Dani from MILLIONAIRES started wearing zany hats like this right before she turned into a grose hipster?? THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN :( It’s always a bummer when you watch a once-kyut,...
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